Homewrecker

So I guess I'm having an affair with some guy named Snoop. It's a long story. It all started when my brother dialed a random number using my cell phone of course and isnt it typical that he wouldn't block my number. So now this lady has called me about 30 times in the last 24 hours and has sent me text messages saying she is going to beat up my sleazy butt (language has been cleaned up a bit). I'm a little worried about this like maybe this lady is going to come and kill me or something or maybe I have started this whole big fight or something in their family all because the lady didnt remember that my brother is the one who called her and asked her out on a date. Man the interesting things that happen in this life of mine (well it really belongs to God but I get to live it out lucky me)